ok chump
hold on right there
Who said you can try to sell me?
Sorry folks
This guy seems to keep trying to steal the limelight from me, so let me set the record straight
My name is Baby Blue Boeing 727
Profession: Model and limo star
I'm a jet limousine rolling luxury party palace and oh did it feel so good !!!
Hobbies: Drive celebs around when not modeling
Authored: From being old busted to luxury hotness book published by Limo Press
Acting Experience:
The Quintessential Limo by Limo Productions coming to theaters near you
Weight: You never ask a sexy limo's weight but since I'm a show off its 24,000 lbs
I just did an interview with PlayLimo Magazine, the ultimate magazine for adults:
PL: Here we are with the worlds most sexiest limo who reveals all to PlayLimo Magazine.
Hello and thank you for driving here today. We couldn't help noticing how popular you are with the public so we had to get an all exclusive interview and here you are.
BB: Thank you. I am glad to be here for you and my fans
PL: Cool, so let me ask you, what else do you do when you're not posing for provocative pics?
BB: I cruise the city streets and the beaches showing off my hot body
PL: WOW, and what a body you have
BB: Thank you, I would like to think so too
PL: I heard that you recently took up advertising with Limo King Enterprises.
BB: Yes, I'm the ultimate advertising machine and I know how to attract the opposite sex
PL: Girl, you are so innovative and brilliant.
How did you get to be so successful?
BB: Well with hard work, positive attitude, healthy diet, payin no mind to the haters and a great owner I was able to achieve the unthinkable and achievable
PL: Very true
Now is there a hierarchy when it comes to the Limo King Angels?
BB: Well Every limo has their thing ya know?
We all have our time to shine, with our bling of course.
PL: Do you like being known as the all american limo?
BB: I love it. We had in the 30's the hot rod, the chevy daddys in the 50's, the muscle cars in the 60's & 70's, the exotic cars of the 80's and the plastic car in the 90's and now look at how we've evolved in the millenium.
PL: You have a very healthy attitude
BB: Well with a new electric motor, a bitchin paint job, clean insides and all the drivers want you - you'd have a healthy attitude too.
PL: Care to knock down any stereotypes about limos?
BB: Well we sure get down n naughty but we aint prejudice and we don't smell bad and we don't smoke that crazy stuff that other limos do.
And a word to all those haters that think we do - Here's washer fluid in your eye
PL: HA HA ! Very funny.
Now what were you like before Limo bob found you?
BB: Well I usually don't like to talk about it but I was badly abused physically and verbally by past owners and when I stayed at the shelter for battered cars they treated me ok but let's just say it's no limo king palace.
When Limo Bob came by the shelter, we instantly clicked and we were a match in limo heaven.
He washed me, replaced my broken motor, got me some new rims and got me into the limo king weight loss program so good I lost an amazing 53 feet with the finest interior only a limo driver could love.
PL: Sounds admirable and fun. Now what's the craziest thing that you've ever done?
BB: Taking a leak at the police inpound.
No really it was parking my ass at the venetian hotel valet parking lot and smokin up the place before cops came. They wanted a piece of my ass, so I gave it to em
PL: Ha Ha very funny.
What kinds of tricks can you do?
BB: Well if you think I'm a ho, you're sorely mistaken mister magazine man.
I am a strong minded limo that can open my door and extend my steps out a miraculous 11 feet down, make noise, sing, dance and act with tons of wattage.
PL: Impressive. Now tell me BB what's your relationships been like?
BB: Well my first love was that damn bentley that cheated on me with that doozie dually after a year of giving myself to him, but then Limo Bob set me up with this hot mercedes pappi and OMG let me tell you the places we went just blow my pistons.
I think this is the one for me, especially with the new electric motor, he's got a heart of bling.
PL: Sounds like a great catch you made.
Is children in your futire?
BB: Well maybe. I don't know. I'm ovulating now so I guess.
I mean if enough of my fans want me to then maybe I'll have a few, but it takes a year to do that and I'll have to hire an army to take care of them.
PL: Very well and yes that does seems like a big task. So what's in your future?
BB: Well you can see me next year on the cover album of the Limo Kings lookin fresh with my hit single "From Birdshit to Bling" and of course more modeling.
PL: Awesome, can't wait.
Anything else you would like to tell your fans out there in limoland?
BB: If you want to see more of me and my sexy limo friends, log onto limobob.com and pre-order the special PlayLimo edition filled with hot limo's, smokin interviews, luscious products, driver mail and more.
And of course we have Limo King TV and Limo King Magazine and LIMO the reality tv series, From Rags To Tuxedos book, and of course the movie:,
LIKE MY BODY?
THINK I'M SEXY?
Contact my agent and he'll tell you that I'm worth every penny and as a bonus we'll even give you financing at limopromoter@aol.com
DO IT IN JULY AND WE'LL GIVE YOU 10% OFF WHAT YOU WANT
LIMO KING GALACTIC HERE I COME !!!!
Here is Limo Bob's Life...
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